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7/23/03 This is site deticated to the great Thomas J. Mims who recently won a Grammy Award for being the sexiest man in world for all eternity so please bow down before your master fool or I'll shall have to feed you the pigs which worship the Limabeans of the North! If I may sir, if you even think about kicking the end of that carpet I being the Master of things and
people, yes young even if your mother she was quite the ladie back our day but at that I
cheating on her mother so you see the chain of pimps is quite an unusaul one my boy I recommend you kiss your father agian for the last time due to certin reasons.
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7/23/03 Wow isn't this the best band you've ever seen in your life? Well it is in my opinion but thats not for me to judge you see, if you take that quiz above then you decide, but who ever wins will be posted as this Month's Winning Band! This is Thomas reporting live now back to you viewers! Hey is this to much or am I losing my pants in a cold, dark, Atlantic laundry.If this is insanity I like it! I knew that Vanilla Ice shaved that moose and skinned The Nine Roaches Of The Gravy Mountains!!... That horny duck
Days Till My Birthday^_^
7/24/03 For those who don't watch late night shows and kept themselves locked in a small dark kitchen The Tom Green Show (background music) is no longer The Tom Green Show, it has changed in dearly it has changed so much that the title is now... (drumroll please) The NEW Tom Green Show. Yes and you can watch it on MTV at midnight also visit tomgreen.com I knew that Vanilla Ice shaved that moose and skinned The Nine Roaches Of The Gravy Mountains!!... That horny duck
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7/24/03 I'm angry you know why cause I've only had 8 guests in 2 days since I built this site, (the counter over there is just for show) and the fact of the matter is I think that the great Thomas should get publicity than this popus this is an outrage I've always wanted to go to Ireland says my monkey Mr. Boots. If you think your gonnna get a way with this I'll sick Tommy Vercetti on you bud. I knew that Vanilla Ice shaved that moose and skinned The Nine Roaches Of The Gravy Mountains!!... That horny duck
7/24/03 Linkin Park you know there always busy how do they get to the Tom Green Show to the MTV shows then get back on tour I think they cloned themselves and are out making more Chesters, and Robs, and Mikes, and Joe's, and Pheinox's (say that 3 times fast) and Brads all going out making making money and then finally come back where they eat cavi`er unusual huh. I knew that Vanilla Ice shaved that moose and skinned The Nine Roaches Of The Gravy Mountains!!... That horny duck
7/24/03 Thats it I have proven my word there clones of Linkin Park one last spotted in the Golden Corral urinales (just kidding) and I swear that I saw Pheinox at the county fair and if that wasn't him I'll eat my pants, Joe Hahn the coolest D.J. since Jam Master Jay has a new cool website at www.joehahn.com you can listen to the Meteora soundtrack and some rare stuff, but how did they get in the radio when they were just in the T.V.!! They might be fooling you but not me bother, not me! L.P. rocks.I knew that Vanilla Ice shaved that moose and skinned The Nine Roaches Of The Gravy Mountains!!... That horny duck
Yes it true folks we've landed on the moon fasinating huh, it seems that in some month on 1969 a man landed on the moon his words were "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind, the second man on the moon said-who cares
what the second man on the moon said this Thomas back to you Trey.
7/25/03 Hey look, it's that cool guy Joe Hahn wish I could D.J. like him but I'm broke and couldn't even get the cheapest turntables the only instrument I have in the whole house is my $50.00 acoustic which is old and out of tune. I wish I had an electrical guitar SAM!!! If this is insanity I like it! I knew that Vanilla Ice shaved that moose and skinned The Nine Roaches Of The Gravy Mountains!!... That horny duck
7/25/03 Ohhh no!
doggone Mr. McGoo got his raddish in the bakery 'dem mudholes will stick to you like flys on honey, gee willakers golly whiz I've been meaning to speak to you all day boy, why did you chop down the cherry tree I mean the money tree, if even you touch my barber he'll probably stuff 20 buttercakes in your mouth and still have room for desert! I knew that Vanilla Ice shaved that moose and skinned The Nine Roaches Of The Gravy Mountains!!... That horny duck
7/25/03 Well if I don't ever see your face again It'll be just peaches, like the time TREY SAID I SHOULD LISTEN TO KORN, well guess what little buddy cousin of mine, I DID, I DID AND YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU KNOW WHAT....IT WAS...not bad. I like the guitar beats to most of thier songs, but I think Johnathon Davis needs to put a little more yelling in his song he sounds funny when he sings but I like his yelling. I knew that Vanilla Ice shaved that moose and skinned The Nine Roaches Of The Gravy Mountains!!... That horny duck
7/25/03 Go ahead scream be scared, let the picture scar your thoughts for a thousand years... or you could just close your eyes and ignore it I'm kinda use to freaky stuff like this but this will scare you the first time you think about and don't stop thinking about it for at least 3 days. You know Adolf Hitler used to scare me, but imagen him with a bowl-cut and pizzera outfit and you got a but nasty looking faget. I knew that Vanilla Ice shaved that moose and skinned The Nine Roaches Of The Gravy Mountains!!... That horny duck
7/25/03 Is this scarier than Marilyn Mansion no its just a bunch freaky masks on even freakier people, but I like it cause I think they dress to express and not to impress. And thier song Wait And Bleed, should have made #1 on the Billboard if they released it to the Billboard place. All images on Cartoon Rock from Rocktoons.com. I knew that Vanilla Ice shaved that moose and skinned The Nine Roaches Of The Gravy Mountains!!... That horny duck
7/26/03 SHARON!!! Look it's Ozzy Osbourne King Of Darkness thier show "The Osbournes" have become a new favorite of mine the latest one I saw is when Jack falls in love with Courtny Loves friend relative I think named Brionna, and Ozzy writes a new song old school style. OZZY ROCKS!!! I knew that Vanilla Ice shaved that moose and skinned The Nine Roaches Of The Gravy Mountains!!... That horny duck
We have breaking news and tragic struck all of Hawiaii, yes the famous Pearl Harbor has tragicly been attack by the Japenese goverment on December 7, 1941. On this sad day, the Japensese pick the wrong fight brother later on the U.S.A. Goverment on our attack will be rumor has it will be the first nucleur bomb the bomb is be created by the most intellagent scientists in the U.S.A. and Albert Einstien himself. Einstien found that when you split an atom in 2 there is the cause of an Atomic Explosion. This is Thomas reporting live, back to you Sam.
7/26/03 Well if isn't the good ol' Disturbed which is the best Metal band in my opinion second is Godsmack, of course my favorite band is Linkin Park. But now the spotlight is Disturbed, and if I may, the guitar beat to "Remember", the best since Linkin Park's "Place For My Head" and "In The End", thought I menchen that to all the Metal lovers out there ohhh yea.... check out this years Summer Sanitarium featuring... Limp Bizkit...The Fabulous Linkin Park...and...uh...Metallica!! I knew that Vanilla Ice shaved that moose and skinned The Nine Roaches Of The Gravy Mountains!!... That horny duck
7/26/03 The Simpsons meets Metallica like always all pics are from Rocktoons.com feel free to copy anything from my site cause I just don't care like people Sam you see I won't sue you but wherever I got my picture from will! All images are also the Google Search Engine which wierd cause I thought fly-paper was a substance only for those with big teeth. I knew that Vanilla Ice shaved that moose and skinned The Nine Roaches Of The Gravy Mountains!!... That horny duck
7/26/03 Staind you know why I like'em well for 1 they got great music and for 2, thier album "14 Shades Of Gray" has some resemblence to my website (notice I chose gray)well partly because gray just looks profesional. I knew that Vanilla Ice shaved that moose and skinned The Nine Roaches Of The Gravy Mountains!!... That horny duck
7/27/03 Well a new day and new beginning more stuff and more stuff to do like back to school which is the gayest thing in the history of the gayest things.Do you like my Linkin Park toon well I do, I take it very senseitive when people don't like what I said (You'd think I'd get that alot!) more monkey juice please don't stop churning that camel butter Ignasis. I knew that Vanilla Ice shaved that moose and skinned The Nine Roaches Of The Gravy
Folkes we have a very special guest todays I like to introduce...Linkin Park!!!Thats right you guys voted and the results came out fine...(Just The way I wanted it to)
and if your wondering who came second well...
Well there you go, the Second in my poll and if you really are annoying and want to find out who won third...
There you go again, Korn won the third voted most loved band of the contending 6, the fourth was Metallica, I don't feel like making another img src, so goodbye thanks for voting!!!
8/1/03 No, Not another month gone by I hate to tell you folks but I might be doing less entries for now until May 29, 03 I'm graduating then...(hopefully) this pictures is up here cuz it reminded of Chris when he wakes up in the morning haha!I knew that Vanilla Ice shaved that moose and skinned The Nine Roaches Of The Gravy Mountains!!... That horny duck.
The great spicey pickles of the north have escaped from the depths of the great haired kneecaps in iceland and the roaches of the south have been shaved by vinilla ice and the shaged bannanas of the east have dissapeared whithout a trace we have come to believe that the notorious camel man has returned to his evil ways after being releesed from his prison of grape jelly he is armed with a stick of deoderant and is said to be the master of right gaurd fu so if you see him hide your buttered gritz and water your crunchy toenails. That is it for the daily news i am camel butter fred signing off... (This is an entry provided by friend from updog.pitas.com who think of some disturbing things. I knew that Vanilla Ice shaved that moose and skinned The Nine Roaches Of The Gravy)
8/5/03 Look its Slipknot the freaky-but-hard-to-not-admit-cool band from Iowa that is in my opinion the next Metallica, the guy I forgot his name who has that 8-Inch nose on the band, was caught masterbating in the corner of the Howard Stern Show a few months ago, just thought I'd menchen that to the Slipknot fans including myself tommorow is school I'm depressed this sad tragic this is probably goin to be last entry till school slows down remember to visit updog.pitas.com to check my friends site on disturbing things or more, he might have time to talk to you guys...sob and as always... I knew that Vanilla Ice shaved that moose and skinned The Nine Roaches Of The Gravy Mountains!!... That horny duck.
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